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CTHULHU, PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR is now in paperback!
One of the most common questions I get asked is when CTHULHU, PI would be available in paperback, since it was Kindle only. I've never had a real answer for that, since the novella was just too short to have a realistic paperback edition. This issue is now solved, as CTHULHU, PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR is now CTHULHU, PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR AND OTHER STORIES! Seven other stories have been added to it, listed below.
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Homeowner's Guide to Interdimensional Portals
Confession to a Friend
Devil Takes His Cut
Dane Monday Saves Christmas (With Help)
Your favorite novel just got better! I KILL MONSTERS is newly revised in its second edition! New chapter headers, better text flow! Already own it on Kindle? Get the update for free from Amazon!
I Kill Monsters
Mikkel and Szandor kill monsters.
So what if they're making it up as they're going along? How much do you need to know to bash in a zombie's head with a lead pipe or slice a ghoul with an internet-bought katana?
They may in fact have no clue what they're doing.
But if you need someone to go down into the sewers to clear out some monsters, figure out why everyone in your neighborhood is getting bitten, or if you swear you really saw a zombie and you don't know who to call, then call them. They'll show up in their van of makeshift weapons, gear, and cleaning supplies to investigate your problem. They may be twenty-somethings with their own issues, but when it comes to monsters they know what they're doing.
They probably have no clue what they're doing.
That has never stopped them before.
Hired by a woman from the rich side of town who believes she's being stalked by monsters, the two brothers think they've finally gotten an easy job that will pay well. But as they follow the clues, nothing adds up. Kidnappings, jackbooted commandos, and mysterious emails are just the beginning. Soon they find themselves involved in something bigger than monsters. It's anybody's guess whether they'll come through it alive, much less get paid.
Murder Monday, the third Dane Monday book, is my truest Halloween book, as it occurs on the days leading up to and on Halloween itself. It also has creepy puppets. I think I got a fitting cover for it. It's free today!
This was my first published book and I think a worthy entry into the Everything Goes Wrong in a Creepy Mental Hospital horror subgenre. It also has a bunch of my Silent Hill love showing. Free on kindle today and tomorrow!
The Lost and the Damned
One day I woke up with the idea of a ghost story in my head. I'm not sure exactly where it came from, but I let it simmer and it became this Victorian ghost story with my own twist on it. I'm proud of this one, even though the cover could have been better. Want a chilling read? It's free on kindle for the next few days!
The Last Ghost
I've always really been proud of the parody cover of the third Damned Lies novel. The OG Dawn of the Dead has always had a special place in my heart. So when I needed a cover for a absurd novel partially involving zombies, of course a certain iconic movie poster came to mind. The kindle edition of this book is free today and tomorrow, which is what got it on my mind. https://amzn.to/31J2uXl #damnedlies #damnedliesofthedead #dawnofthedead
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Get the Lovecraftian and Noir mashup novel for free through the end of today!
I promised a Christmas gift, and here it is! Get my most popular novel and the first book in the Nowak Brothers series, I KILL MONSTERS, for free on kindle! Now is the best time to join up with the Nowak Brothers on their adventures! Now is the best time to take your visit to the city of New Avalon!
I KILL MONSTERS on Amazon