Damned Lies now available!

Damned Lies now available on Amazon!  The start of a series, Damned Lies is a snarky, geeky fictional memoir.


True stories of things that never happened! Clones! Bare fisted hobo boxing tournaments! Vampire hunting! Zombie killing! Explosions!

Damned Lies is a delightful pack of lies, a snarky big fish story, and the satirical autobiography of one of the worst-suited protagonists. Stuck in a hospital, the narrator passes the time by creating a memoir based on fantasy and unlikely events. No story is too extravagant, no twist too unbelievable. It's a charmingly inventive pack of tales to wait out a hospital stay, until the narrator finds that things might be a little more true than he has let on.

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